Monday, October 15, 2007

Thirteen - Hillary Is In

So, the American voting public has spoken and we have decided that we want Clinton II, just like we had Bush II. Except that Clinton II will not have the dumb luck which accompanied Clinton I, that is the greatest stock market bull run in history. Clinton II will also be differentiated from Clinton I in that during Clinton I, the President was more or less harmless, just a good ole boy who wanted to get laid, since he never succeeded in high school. In Clinton II however, we will have probably the most ambitious and definitely the most conniving and deceitful president since Richard Nixon.