Monday, November 16, 2009

Eighty Five: Sallie Krawcheck, The $27 Billion Woman

My name is Sallie Krawcheck, and I have a proven track record of helping Citigroup lose $27 billion. That's why I was selected to run what's left of Merrill Lynch at BAC. You see, ML also lost $27,000,000,000 in 2008, so it's not exactly a stretch for me. I mean, I think I've got this down. Here are some of my advertising ideas:

I lost it before, and I can lose it again.

We lost $27 billion of our own; now we want to lose yours too.

27 billion reasons to invest your life's savings with us.

Seriously, we really think we can lose less than $27 billion this year.

Don't you think I'm cute? Please give me your money.

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